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storysurfer: Hey everybody, I’m working on a small project concerning the four Hogwarts houses, and I’d appreciate your help,if you’re willing. Here’s how: Please reblog this only if you are a Hufflepuff only reblog once, or you’ll throw
My muse is asleep, hooked up to a machine. Your muse goes to wake them up, but blacks out. When your muse wakes up, they find themselves inside my muse's mind, as my muse's memories fold out before them. No one in my muse's memories can see or hear your
getsby: cosmo sex tip: when he pulls out his penis begin singing “put that thing back where it came from or so help me”
hdancys: it’s weird when you’re used to liking actors who are much older than you, like from 20 two 40 or even 50 or idk and suddenly you discover another actor who’s rly cute and it turns out he’s just as old as you are/very close to your age
stereonotype: i hate when ppl say ‘that band saved my life or if it wasnt for that book i wouldnt be here’ no you saved your life it was your love for that one thing that kept you alive it was you focusing on the love you had for that one thing
Suggest sexual things and muse will reply honestly if it is a turn on or off.
bloody-men-with-blue-eyes: iatethelastofthecorn: fandomacepilot: Repeat after me kids: A relationship does not have to be romantic and/or sexual to be important. #FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC FUCKERS
headaches & bad luck
As a roleplayer, tell me some things that I need to fix or keep doing as my character. Do it non-anon or anon. Anything is appreciated.
sadsawako: profaned-soul: sadsawako: no1 cares if ur vegan or a vegetarian what we’re annoyed with is that you insist that ur better than us and that we’re satan or something because we eat meat omfg You’re supporting an industry that condones
sakurawhitefang: jalexfuck: no one gives fanfic writers enough credit like can we just slow clap it out for all the writers who can manage to finish a fic or just even start one and have the confidence to put it out there for everyone to see because
disowns: honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass
sectumsempera: stranger-touch: So no one told you life was gonna be this way Your job’s a joke You’re broke Your love life’s DOA! It’s like your always stuck in second gear When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even
risahawkeye: i can’t believe people are joking how certain fandoms or types of blogs should get deleted if you honestly think that’s funny then you’re an asshole congratulations
Since it's halloween, reblog if your ask box will be open for trick or treaters
Send my muse "Trick or Treat!" and see what you get!
jerkidiot: stevant: jerkidiot: i found a parasol in my basement and it makes me feel like a fancy british woman pic or it didn’t happen would u like a spot of tea
This Blog is Open to Trick-or-Treaters!
h1ght0ps: Virgin shaming and slut shaming piss me off in equal amounts. There’s nothing magical or special about being a virgin, and same goes with having sex. You know what’s magical? Shutting the fuck up about people’s personal choices.
jakemalik: don’t offer me the rest of your fries or I might fall in love with you
Think of the number of followers you have. It doesn't matter if you have 10 or 1000, imagine ALL of them in the same room with you RIGHT NOW. That's a lot of people who have common interests and common obsessions. That room full of people is a room full
kurwah: send me the name of a ship and i can only reply with ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) or ( ͡° _ʖ ͡°)
kataanq: mimzawesome: looking at the official art for Free! though idk if it means something in Japan but here in Australia, that’s not a peace sign that’s a reverse peace sign, which here means something along the lines of “up yours” (or
badwolfmolly: feministpixie: If you are a straight dude and you hit on a girl who says “sorry, I’m a lesbian” or “I have a girlfriend” and your immediate response is “can I watch?” I hope birds peck out your eyes so you can never watch
Hey Theodore Roosevelt, remember that time someone tried to assassinate you, but you just laughed and proceeded to give a 90-minute long speech with the bullet lodged in your lung, where it remained for the rest of your life? Or when you tore up your
Send my character a dirty text. Whether by accident or intentional is your choice.
Pickup lines, good or bad, go!
deprimeettriste: friendly reminder that it’s okay to cry i don’t care what happened, if a fictional character got hurt, or if an actor died, or if one of your friends made a ‘joke’ that hurt you, or you’re just having a shitty day, or even
trashketchum: seriously mom stop laughing or i’ll have someone else take my nude pics
lubricatings: if u send me an ask complimenting me or telling me that u like my blog i will smile for like 38 hours straight
lufioh: YOU KNOW WHATS HORRIBLE, WHEN YOU HAVE A CRUSH. NOT A FUCKING “OOH ID PUT MY CHIP IN THEIR DIP” BUT A FUCKING CRUSH THATS SO STRONG THAT YOU CAN IMAGINE THEM HUGGING YOU FROM BEHIND, AND PUTTING THEIR FACE TO YOUR BACK OR NECK. THEIR LITTLE
harmoniabeats: when you constantly joke-flirt with a friend to the point where you’re not sure if it’s a joke or not anymore
orangewave: it’s getting to that time of the year where everybody isn’t quite sure if they should be wearing coats or not like you’ll see some people walking around in t-shirts and others wearing coats and scarves like nobody is really sure if
What character type do people think I am?
Reblog if you wouldn't mind getting some anons.
